You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. Shrek manages to pulls his arm free and he whistles loudly. FIONA: Well, eat up. SHREK: Oh, yeah! (talking) The chicks love that romantic crap! DONKEY: You want me to read you a bedtime story? She begins backing up toward the windmill. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek . She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. Shrek walks in another direction. Andhere they are! DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? SHREK: I live in a swamp. DONKEY: Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. DONKEY: Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess! Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. (setting down Donkey and Fiona) I'll take care of the dragon. Cakes have layers. May 29, 2022 in new york v united states quizlet. I've heard enough. Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. SHREK: (Picking up pieces of armor) The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? I tell him, I tell him not Fiona picks the last petal off the sunflower, smiling. [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." DONKEY: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Get him! The fields of Duloc stretch out before before, and further in the distance stands the Duloc Castle. He hands it back to an appalled Fiona, but before she can react, they are startled by the dragon's roar and she drops it to the floor. SHREK: No, no! Shrek sits down on the steps of the windmill and faces Fiona. They hear a trumpet fanfare from afar and head over to investigate. I'll stick with you. You're not that ugly. Shrek slides past the knights and uses a spear like a hockey stick to knock one of his feet. No! That's bad. FIONA: Shrek! The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. No! Shrek and Fiona are now joined in matrimony in Shrek's swamp. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can. I sure as heck ain't no coward. Oh, pick me! Hold on now. (He spits milk into Farquaad's eye. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. GINGY: Eat me! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. She smiles, clears her throat, and holds out a handkerchief. Thelonius stands nearby, golding a pillow on which rests the two wedding rings. FIONA: II don'tthere's something I have to tell you. Thank you! (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? This one's full. I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. They make their through the crowd. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. (chuckling) That'sis that blood? Fiona and Farquaad are leaning in to kiss, but are interrupted when Shrek bursts through the doors. (continues to bounce and sway as he backs Donkey across the bridge). Dragon purses her lips and gets ready to kiss Donkey. (walks off). Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. I'm terrified. Thank you! As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arena, Donkey hums the Duloc theme song. She called me a noble steed. Shrek sits on the hill and gazes out at Duloc until nightfall. DONKEY: What makes you think she'll be there? DONKEY: (chuckes along nervously) Uh, Shrek? Shrek glances over to see if Donkey understands him, but is met with a blank look. SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? Right? DONKEY: Uhhhh! Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. Shrek pushes past him but Donkey pins him against the door. I'm all alonethere's no one here beside me Shrek is getting ready for dinner. Fiona smacks Shrek on the back of the head and screams in frustration. He can talk! Donkey: Oh, OK. All right, cool. Shrek is munching on an onion. SHREK: Ah, right on time. Thelonius takes one of the cards and writes 'Awwww' on the back and shows it to the congregation. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. Just beautiful. (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) I order you to get that out of my sight now! Donkey makes ready to run over and pull the lever again but Shrek quickly grabs him by the tail. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. I've mastered the stairs. I'm making a mess. Knights, new plan! Shrek heaves a deep sigh. Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. But you only look like this at night. He's really quite a chatterbox. DONKEY: Cool. Kick it to the curb. dropping the poster to the ground. He, he doesn't look so good. A knight tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but he turns in time to sees him and jumps on him. The princess and the unknown man land on a limb high above in the trees It is none other than Monsieur Hood, also known as Robin Hood. FIONA: No kidding. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. I know that. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! Hey! I swear! DONKEY: Wow. I'll find those stairs. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Blue flower, red thorns. Come on! I'm too young for you to die! Doesn't that bother you? SHREK Not fast enough. I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. Nobody move! FARQUAAD: Brave knights! It's a compliment. OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. Shrek: Alone. FIONA: Donkey! You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. Stop it, both of you. Ogres are like onions! then I ate some rotten berries. Shrek is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . In 2001, the landscape of animated films changed forever when Shrek premiered. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. PINOCCHIO: Father, please! You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. The voice laughs. Wild applause erupts from the guards. DONKEY: You know, I do too. PUSS Okay. Well then who was she talking about? FIONA: I mean, look at him. Before sunset. MERRYMEN: He's mad, he's really, really mad! Very clean. The bed's taken. SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. He reads it aloud. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. In the center of a stadium-like arena, Duloc Knights are gathered as a large crowd of citizens watches on from the stands. A limerick? Your future awaits you. SHREK: Look. Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. (Donkey stays silent). He continues walking through the parking lot. Don't look down. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. DONKEY: All right, all right. Shrek and Fiona try to grab each other's arms but are pulled away from each other. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. There's so much to do! Captain of the Guards: Next! Help! The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? SHREK: Come on, Donkey. FARQUAAD: Oh! Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan. That's it right there. MONSIEUR HOOD: Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! I love to talk. Come on! DONKEY: Oh, you leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. The dragon knocks down portions of the bridge until Donkey is left staying on a lone pillar. GET THE PDF. FARQUAAD: Indeed. Up. SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. Donkey leans over him. Shrek picks up the last knight, spinning him over his head and then throwing him against the post of the wrestling ring. DONKEY: (still aimed at her stomach) Listen, keep breathing! I was born outside. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. Oh. I know! No, no, no. DONKEY: Ha, ha! After a brief silence, the crowd erupts into cheering and applause. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. I mean, it's late. I like that. Have at him! Two! Shrek looks around, noticing a man holding up a cue card up to the crowd that reads "APPLAUSE". Download our FREE Shrek Script PDF so that you can see how Dreamworks structured their cultural phenomenon. Fiona's mood changes and she sits up to abruptly face the sunset. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. Is that about right? Where are the others?! Suddenly the chandelier jerks Dragon back, the sword having lodged itself into a stone column and getting the chain stuck. Show me the princess. Suddenly the magic of the spell pulls Fiona away. That's my personal tail. Fiona kneels down and takes Donkey's head in her arms. She points her arm to her left and Shrek turns around. DONKEY: And you know what else? Don't look down. You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. MERRYMEN: That's bad. I live alone! Fiona initially looks happily surprised to see him, but quickly becomes upset. Fiona opens the door and watches him walk away. -This little wooden puppet. Fiona's voice is heard although she isn't moving her lips. Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Your welcome is officially worn out! There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. FARQUAAD: Indeed. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew. (laughs). SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. This is good. Shrek points to her last piece of food. I'd step all over it. Farquaad's room is is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Fiona. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. Take it away! Time out, Shrek! SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. Blue flower, red thorns. Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation. Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. Princess Fiona? That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. I'm fine. Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. total of 15.5ish hours. FIONA: Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. -Five shillings for the possessed toy. Next! 26m. GreatGingerBread 3 yr. ago. 3. DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! I don't think this is fit for a princess. Don't die Shrek. The crowd boos. Now, tell me! Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. Dragon smiles, and nods, and takes off towards the town streets. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey. Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. I see what's goin' on here. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? THE CAPTAIN: That's it. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. No one answers. A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? Donkey manages to squish two knights into the mud and rolls over another group of knights running after Shrek. DONKEY: --a girl dragon! The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. DONKEY: Stairs? Now I really see what's goin' on here. Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto her head, which acts as a collar around her neck. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. No, no! DONKEY: Yeah, I know. Donkey kicks his helmet, and the ding sounds the end of the match. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a terrifying ogre! SHREK: Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? Shrek spins back around with a hopeful look on his face while Fiona tries to regain her composure. Cut it out! DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. Does that sound good to you? FIONA: Well that's what they always say and thenthenthen the next thing you know, you're on your back. Don't you see, Donkey? MIRROR: So, will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. FARQUAAD: Beast, I'll make you regret the day we met! When does this guy say the line? I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! She breathes a sigh of relief. Oh, no. You gotta let me stay! I-It's very late. I don't have time for this. -Oh! Your flying days are over. Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? Oh, no! What are you doing? They all gasp as Shrek suddenly stops, having reached the end of the balcony Shrek spots a fallen column that has formed a sort of slide. Give me another chance! Farquaad manically laughs as he walks over to the table. Put me down! I really don't think this is a good idea. I mean we really should get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even pen pals. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! You're not coming home with me. DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona away. Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. I did half the work. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. SHREK: Okay! Do not get comfortable! I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. Oh, I know! Fiona pulls her arm from Shrek's grip. SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! A man and woman run through the castle's entrance. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Back! DONKEY: I'll tell you why. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really Shrek interrupts Donkey by stepping on his foot, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. Where did that come from? Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona. Shrek arrives back home. He sees several shadows moving and looks around. DONKEY: It is, around your half. FIONA: You're -- you're wonderful. SHREK: Good question. Really. Dragon gently caresses Donkey with a single claw. Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. There are little wooden people inside and they begin to sing. SHREK: (to Donkey) That wasn't in the job description. The Ghost of Lord Farquaad. I told ya I'd find it. SHREK: Hey! Shrek 2: Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. The guards either run away or step back. Shrek pushes through the entrance's turnstile, but Donkey gets caught in it and lands on the ground with a thud. FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! She lays back down and pretends to be asleep, clutching the bouquet to her breast. The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. The chain swings back and he is left dangling above her. 2. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be. Parfaits. And don't look down. As they continue to talk Fiona keeps grabbing after the arrow as Shrek dodges her attempts. (his nose grows). SHREK Oh, come on! Oh, how rude. Only an occasional torch lights the way. Don't mess with me. OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. I respect that, Shrek. SHREK: No! shrek script no spaces. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" FIONA: But wait, Sir Knight! You look awful. Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs (Grabs the helmet and puts it on). Um, good for me too. A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. FARQUAAD: Silence! Shrek! You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Farquaad chuckles then motions to the bishop to indulge Fiona. I'll whip their butt too. The Merrymen are left on lying on the ground and Fiona walks away. Shrek lets out a loud belch. Captain, round up some guests! He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. Hey, what are you doing? What do I have to do get a little privacy? Now--. Fiona demonstrates her martial arts skills and easily defeats up every last Merryman. Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merrymen pop out from the bushes. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? Hang on now. SHREK: Example? SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Oh, no, no. Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. Shrek and Fiona walk down the aisle to their awaiting carriage, which is made of a giant onion. They tell stories. GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. FARQUAAD: No, I have a better idea. Shrek angrily fights back and knocks out a few of the guards, but they are able to subdue him through sheer numbers. No one must ever know. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! Come on, baby. The sooner, the better. Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. FIONA: But there's.robbers in the woods. With Shrek? SHREK: No, this is one of those "drop it and leave it alone" things! DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. FIONA: But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. For her true love and true love's first kiss. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. FIONA: Sunset?! SHREK: That! You rescued me! SHREK: I--there's nothing to tell. Please let me introduce myself. Shrek turns around to see Donkey barreling towards him with the dragon close behind him. Shrek: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. (Smiles). Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. Attention allfairy tale things. Mama Bear is now a taxidermized rug. Don't look down. DONKEY: "I can't wait to get on the road again. Fiona catches a snake, blows into its mouth, fashions it into a balloon animal and presents it to Shrek. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. In three Halloween tales, Shrek and his friends tell scary stories, Ginormica and the Monsters fight mutant alien pumpkins, and Shrek battles a ghost. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! the entire bee movie script. I was just kidding. Camp is definitely starting to sound good. Farquaad arrives on horseback, appearing taller than usual, along with an escort of guards. #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. -Next! Oh, this? Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? She looks down at him with disgust, and then averts her attention to the window. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 and his breath extinguishes all the . What am I? They sprint as fast as they can out of the castle and onto the rickety bridge as Dragon breathes a huge fireball behind them. We both have layers. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. Shrek snatches the deed out of the hands of a guard and walks away. FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. Later that night Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then reaches to move the boulder back in front of the entrance. No! (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) I guess uh Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so uh.. FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. DONKEY: Wait a minute. THELONIUS: Three! DONKEY: You are mean to me! Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. SHREK: What you're doing is the opposite of help. Shrek yelps and jumps away. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. DONKEY: All right, all right. Donkeys don't have sleeves. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. I am Lord Farquaad. You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. 20% Off with code OUTDOORSALE MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. She straightens her dress, lays back down, and then quickly reaches over for bouquet of flowers off the side table. Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Donkey opens the door to the windmill and steps in. Donkey hops up onto one of the larger beer barrels. Come on, give it up for Snow White! Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. MIRROR: (chuckles nervously) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. 1 at the domestic box office, it went on to earn nearly $ 500 million worldwide on a production budget of $60 million. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime! The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. FARQUAAD: Ugh! Shrek dodges the fire and runs away, leaping over several rows of chains. I mean, after all, you did rescue me. 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